Monica Lewinsky's Undergarments

Will Farrell was so funny on SNL. Even in his worst movies he's still pretty funny, there were even moments in 'Elf" where I laughed hysterically, although I was drunk at the time. What's your favourite Will Farrell moment? Discuss amongst yourselves...

Mom's a Real Ball Buster

Seriously, who is the genius who came up with this idea? Can I just say that I'd be a much better person if I'd have had this game growing up. Either that or I'd be (more of) an A class bitch...

Do I know you?

Hey, it's Labour Day weekend....you just might run into someone you know!!

Kill a Little Time

Here are a couple of good time wasters for all those of you working (not so) hard on such a gloomy, rainy day.

In this game you have to parallel-park a car, harder than it sounds.

If you're a math superstar, this is for you.

Don't you know there's a war on?

It is morally and ecologically irresponsible to drive a Hummer. People who drive hummers don't give a shit about the environment and must have some serious deficiencies as a human being that they are trying to overcompensate for. This being said...this is a funny commercial, but it'd be funnier if they were driving a hybrid.

Hassel-hawful

I'm not going to speculate as to how Shawn found this link, I'm sure he's not spending his free time scanning the Internet for Hasselhoff links or anything. It's not like he's got a D.H. background on his computer. I'm certain that the Baywatch theme song isn't his ringtone, like he said, it just sounds really similar. The fact that Shawn has been spending his time practising his slow motion running down Regina beach is just an unfortunate coincidence.

High tea in the parlor makes the ladies holla...

Here's a shout out to my biaches and ho's. Don't forget, everyone's favourite band, Power Stance Chachi, performs tomorrow night. YEAH PAR-TAY!!

Was there ever any doubt?

Gotta love the 70s

Visit this site and find out what song was number one on the day you were born. It's supposed to be quite revealing about your personality or something I suppose, but I think it's bunk. Although maybe I'd put more faith in it if my song was cooler. Yea, my song? How Deep is Your Love by the Bee Gees... Shut up.

It's a small world after all...

This one's for Farley, and all geography lovers. Keep in mind it's not entirely accurate, you'll have to throw in the Ukraine, Azerbaijan, Belarus etc. on your own.

Dance your cares away...

I don't know what it is but just hearing the first few bars makes me so happy.

Dear Asshole

Ever wanted to leave a note on a car in a parking lot? Something like:"Thanks for taking up two parking spots, I can see why you'd want to showcase that 1994 Taurus." or, "Congratulations on your purchase of a Hummer, now everyone knows you have a small penis, not just your dissatisfied wife". I think this may be a good start...

Ick Factor Level Orange

Ever wanted to sexually harrass a world leader? Thanks for the tip Jamie!

It's fun to make fun of short people...

Wha choo tawkin' 'bout Willis?

On the phone with "Skylarking Jane"

Have you seen the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie yet? Me neither. Yeah, we should totally go sometime. What? No, I can go right now. Because I have stuff to do. Like school stuff. I have to read and write papers and stuff. No, it's not easy. Listen, that's totally a misconception that Education's easy, it's hard man. Don't get all condescending. Yes you are. Yes you are. Yes you ARE! I'M NOT YELLING! NO I'M NOT! NO I'M NOT!

I don't want to see this movie with you anymore.

Here's a link so you can get a pirate nickname whether you're a girl or a boy.

Don't call me anymore. Jerkface.

Better than Britney

Ok, this is actually a pretty good version of the Britney Spears song "Toxic". But it's missing the hillbilly, no shoes in a public washroom, baby droppin', trashiness that only Britney can provide.

Random fun times...

I just think this is neat-o. Back to the books tomorrow folks.

One-liners from Sesame Street

• 1, 2, 3...4, 5, 6...7, 8, 9...10, 11, 12...and they all had fun, at the ladybugs picnic.
  

• A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.
  

• It's not easy being green.
  

• C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me.

Visit this page and relive some of your favourite Sesame Street moments. I'd like to recommend "Don't Take Your Ones to Town" with Johnny Cash and Big Bird, and the Ernie classic, "Rubber Duckie" (he makes bathtime lots of fun!) Three cheers to Jamie for this great find. Hip Hip...

Hold the pickles...

Pickles are ruining my life. This starts out funny but then gets just sad.

Let's Play the Feud!

This is courtesy of our bigfooted sea monster chasing friend, Jamie. I've polled 100 people and they agree that this is hilarious...well, maybe not 100, but at least 3.