Roll 'em up and move 'em out...

So it's moving day today, I'm only half done since now I have to move into the new place but here's a few new words I discovered today:

Moving Day Time Warp: When a task that should only take an hour or so ends up taking hours and hours and hours...
Mover's Stroke: When you've been moving things for so long that you start to zone out and just walk around with a box moving it from one place to another but never putting it where it belongs...
Mad Cheddar: Ok, not so much a moving term but it's how much this new nose job cost, but I don't regret it for one second...just jokes, I can't afford a nose job, I just bought a condo!

Thanks to all the people who helped me move today, you guys da bomb!

I'm sensing a theme...

Norris used his hands and his feet and he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet...

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Did you know that oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live?

Hooked on something...probably crack...

David Hasselhoff...I know, the mere words send cold shivers down the spine. But wait! It gets even "better"... here are the worst special effects in a video ever, a totally unnecessary remake of an actually pretty good song, and David Hasselhoff, all rolled in to one. This my friends, is hell on earth. Watch at your own risk.

Say Cheese!

You have to watch this all the way to the end..promise? No, seriously, all the way to the end. I'm not joking ALL THE WAY TO THE END!! Gosh!

Why do you hate me?

There has to be some excuses that will work when you get pulled over by the police: I have to throw up, I have to pee, My wife's having a baby...but trying to bite the officer may not necessarily be a good idea...and anyone who says not having a meatball recipe is not an emergency has never been in a foul supper panic.

Cyber-gays with Metalic Fanny Packs...and other news

Well, 2005 has come and gone. It seems as if most of my Christmas holidays have been dominated by best/worst of 2005 lists. I think we should start one...best ball team of 2005: Empty Pints..ok, now you contribute one...here's Conan's contribution.