A few words on sleep deprivation

A few gems from the relay this weekend:

• Betty scamming on Fred...it's just so wrong
• Betty scamming on Chris...yes, we did all see that, yes it was awkward
  
• Raelynne and Ryan learning about the birds and the bees in the parking lot
• Being ballerinas at Tim Horton's
• A shoe full of beer at the McDonald's playground
• My brother makes a mean hamburger
• Tricia being a total bitch at Twister at 4 in the morning ("Are you fricking kidding me? It's 4 in the morning!")
  
• Logan in a dress...commando...
• AND THE CROWD GOES WILD...for inappropriate lyrics

I slept a lot today but I'm still anticipating being a total zombie at work tomorrow... what a great weekend!

Rae's Cat is a Whore

Now, it's not like I'm one to spread idol gossip, and it's not like this can't be confirmed through a number of sources, and it's not like I'm the only one who think so...Rae, I have some bad news, your cat is a slut. Everyone in the neighbourhood knows. We all whisper about it on the corner as we take out the trash: your cat is as easy as Sunday morning. It's so sad, she obviously comes from a good home. She just has some self-esteem issues. It's sending shockwaves through the neighbourhood, the other female cats are circling the wagons; they're not about to let some two-bit hussy get her claws into their men. I know what you're thinking: this is all just gossip, how do you know this is going on, are you positive? Honey, I'm as positive as Trevis Smith's bloodtests.

Runaway Kicker

Apparently Duncan O'Mahoney would rather drop off the face of the earth than have to live in Winnipeg. I definitely understand that, Winnipeg totally sucks! Really, when someone is missing it's not really that funny, but since we all know he's ok, it'a a little bit funny. But what's really funny is the ad they've chosen to attach to this news article. Check out the screen shot.

Moses was the coolest guy in school

I'm not sure this is a literal interpretation of the Old Testament...but it does have some rockin' tunes!!

Happy Mother's Day

Don't dis your mother, she's not here, and without her you wouldn't be here, so when you dis one mother you dis all mothers. Fools!

I loves me a musical!

So our school musical is half over, one more performance to go. I'm exhausted, but already thinking about next year: maybe we'll do something like this...

Dude, Where's Kimmy Gibbler?

Ever wonder what happened to DJ's best friend Kimmy? Of course you do! It's not like you have anything better to think about since there's no good Brangelina gossip lately and since you're over making fun of Tom Cruise's very public mental breakdown. I wonder if when she's walking down the street, or maybe at a football game, people recognize her and scream out "Hey! It's Kimmy Gibbler, Hi Kimmy Gibbler!" I think if I saw her walking down the street I'd ask her what ever happened to Michelle? You just never hear about that kid do ya? Shout out to my researcher Farley, HA-AY!