Sunday, November 06, 2005

There's no "i" in team, or in Teen Wolf


What is it about being a werewolf that turns you into a good basketball player? I don't understand the logic...is it only basketball or would it be any agressive sport like say, football or soccer? Would Teen Wolf be a soccer superstar? Is it all competitive sports? Would Teen Wolf be a good volleyball player with a block like a wall and mad digging skills? How about baseball? Do you think Teen Wolf would play in-field or out-field? He can't have my spot at first base. Then again, is it just that Teen Wolf is good at competition in general? Do you think that Teen Wolf could be a chess champion? Maybe competitive spelling? Although I think he might be a little scary to those cute spelling bee kids he would definitely have the intimidation factor on his side.

In any case, I think you would be better off having Teen Wolf on your team because even though he's kind of a jerk, it's pretty hard to play defense against him but McSweeney's has some suggestions.

1 comment:

Blake said...

I don't think he'd be very good at water polo. He'd probably only be able to dog paddle. Plus he'd smell really bad afterwards. He'd be the smelly guy on the team and everyone would make fun of him, until he killed them. Then they wouldn't let him be on the team anymore. So no, not water polo.