Hey Clarence!

Let's watch one of your annoying movies...yea..F@!$ the Kidz...Seriously, what the heck is this? It gets me riled up.

Proper Terminology

Ok people, we're all adults here...there's nothing to be embarassed about. The human body is a beautiful thing...Seriously though, this is a tad on the creepy side...I think if I saw this guy hanging out in a playground I might call the cops.

Shut Up Potsie

Chachi was definitely my least favourite character on Happy Days, seriously, who could possibly love Chachi? Joanie was obviously on crack, now she's probably a meth addict, living in a trailer park with her FAS kids, collecting disability and saving up for gastric bypass surgery. Happy Days indeed...

Which pre-1985 video game hero are you?

Tell me this isn't Tricia to a TEE!! Yea, I'm talking to you, trouble-making friend!

I am Mario.

I like to jump around, and would lead a fairly serene and aimless existence if it weren't for my friends always getting into trouble. I love to help out, even when it puts me at risk. I seem to make friends with people who just can't stay out of trouble.

Who are you?

There's no "i" in team, or in Teen Wolf

What is it about being a werewolf that turns you into a good basketball player? I don't understand the logic...is it only basketball or would it be any agressive sport like say, football or soccer? Would Teen Wolf be a soccer superstar? Is it all competitive sports? Would Teen Wolf be a good volleyball player with a block like a wall and mad digging skills? How about baseball? Do you think Teen Wolf would play in-field or out-field? He can't have my spot at first base. Then again, is it just that Teen Wolf is good at competition in general? Do you think that Teen Wolf could be a chess champion? Maybe competitive spelling? Although I think he might be a little scary to those cute spelling bee kids he would definitely have the intimidation factor on his side.

In any case, I think you would be better off having Teen Wolf on your team because even though he's kind of a jerk, it's pretty hard to play defense against him but McSweeney's has some suggestions.

Ali G

The "G" stands for genius...enjoy
Kobe
Shaq and Wade
TNT NBA Thursday
Nash - by far the best one