Gotta love the 70s

Visit this site and find out what song was number one on the day you were born. It's supposed to be quite revealing about your personality or something I suppose, but I think it's bunk. Although maybe I'd put more faith in it if my song was cooler. Yea, my song? How Deep is Your Love by the Bee Gees... Shut up.

It's a small world after all...

This one's for Farley, and all geography lovers. Keep in mind it's not entirely accurate, you'll have to throw in the Ukraine, Azerbaijan, Belarus etc. on your own.

Dance your cares away...

I don't know what it is but just hearing the first few bars makes me so happy.

Dear Asshole

Ever wanted to leave a note on a car in a parking lot? Something like:"Thanks for taking up two parking spots, I can see why you'd want to showcase that 1994 Taurus." or, "Congratulations on your purchase of a Hummer, now everyone knows you have a small penis, not just your dissatisfied wife". I think this may be a good start...

Ick Factor Level Orange

Ever wanted to sexually harrass a world leader? Thanks for the tip Jamie!

It's fun to make fun of short people...

Wha choo tawkin' 'bout Willis?

On the phone with "Skylarking Jane"

Have you seen the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie yet? Me neither. Yeah, we should totally go sometime. What? No, I can go right now. Because I have stuff to do. Like school stuff. I have to read and write papers and stuff. No, it's not easy. Listen, that's totally a misconception that Education's easy, it's hard man. Don't get all condescending. Yes you are. Yes you are. Yes you ARE! I'M NOT YELLING! NO I'M NOT! NO I'M NOT!

I don't want to see this movie with you anymore.

Here's a link so you can get a pirate nickname whether you're a girl or a boy.

Don't call me anymore. Jerkface.

Better than Britney

Ok, this is actually a pretty good version of the Britney Spears song "Toxic". But it's missing the hillbilly, no shoes in a public washroom, baby droppin', trashiness that only Britney can provide.

Random fun times...

I just think this is neat-o. Back to the books tomorrow folks.

One-liners from Sesame Street

• 1, 2, 3...4, 5, 6...7, 8, 9...10, 11, 12...and they all had fun, at the ladybugs picnic.
  

• A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.
  

• It's not easy being green.
  

• C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me.

Visit this page and relive some of your favourite Sesame Street moments. I'd like to recommend "Don't Take Your Ones to Town" with Johnny Cash and Big Bird, and the Ernie classic, "Rubber Duckie" (he makes bathtime lots of fun!) Three cheers to Jamie for this great find. Hip Hip...