Hold the pickles...

Pickles are ruining my life. This starts out funny but then gets just sad.

Let's Play the Feud!

This is courtesy of our bigfooted sea monster chasing friend, Jamie. I've polled 100 people and they agree that this is hilarious...well, maybe not 100, but at least 3.

The Writing's on the Wall

I love Big Brother, it's hands-down my favourite guilty TV pleasure and I can't wait until it starts again this summer...but...apparently the UK version of BB is much, much drunker, I mean better.

You are the weakest Link

Things I will say to Bob Barker when we have our inevitable final confrontation...

Beat Kids...not literally

Ray-Ray's demanding answers in the park. Be forewarned, this is pretty offensive....but funny.

"Tron: It's Totally Awesome"

They just don't make public service announcements like they used to.

That Time of the Month

Be prepared, this might get a little messy:

Riding the Crimson Wave, Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara, Trolling for Vampires, A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy, Saddling Old Rusty, Clean-Up in Aisle One, Massacre at the Y, T-Minus 9 Months and Holding, Game Day for the Crimson Tide, Panty Shields Up, Captain!, Taking Carrie to the Prom, Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp, Getting a Visit from Aunt Flo.

Ann Coulter: Shameless

Ok, let's break it down all political-like:

Holy crap, Ann Coulter is totally the devil incarnate. Watch the video and pray for the eternal damnation of her soul.

Bigfoot or Robin Williams? You Decide!

If anyone, and I'm not thinking of anyone in particular (Jamie), is on the hunt for bigfoot, I have some video that may be of use. Now, I would really like it if you could draw up a contract which guarantees me 50% of any profits gained from the use of this video. But then again, 50% of $0 is still $0, so nevermind.

Sasquatch gets a shave
Sasquatch pees the bed

What a Weekend!

Weekend highlights:

• The 'Riders win a meaningless pre-season game, in the most uninteresting game ever.
• The pep band debuts their new material, I can't wait for the lyrics to Mambo #5 to be ready...I'm on pins and needles I tell ya.
  
• Tricia has a mini-mental breakdown but makes a quick recovery thanks to iced coffee and banana loaf.
• Angela graduates and becomes a full fledged....um, I'm not sure what, but she's done school.

So, all in all, a pretty hum-drum weekend. Oh, yea...and Luke and Laura got engaged!!! Who'd a thunk it...good work there Luke! So Laura, now the real work begins. Here's some help from the experts. Congratulations!!

Eye of the Tiger

I'm totally not coaching volleyball or basketball next year, I just won't have time. No longer can the children at my school live in ignorance, no longer will the kids at my school be denied access to the one true sport; the only sport that challenges not only your physical stamina but also your intellect. Next year, all my extra-curricular energy will be entirely focused on, yes, say it with me: Chessboxing. That's right, chess and boxing. It's the best of both worlds. It's a real sport, no, really it is, no really. Shout out to Terri for this fine gem. Hay-ay!