Friends in low places...

Betcha didn't know Farley and I were so popular did ya? Well, Paul and Ralph wanted their pictures taken with us and we couldn't really say no could we? It was for the good of our nation. Oh, and I have to send a shout out to Ryan, our press photographer, that's some nice work.

Hmmm...Party Animals?

Alright, alright, I'll post already!! Due to the underwhelming response I will now post pictures from our baseball windup on my blog. I think we had more fun than the pictures really reflect...didn't we?

J.Lo is a shoelace that irons your shirts, keeps drinks hot and makes popcorn.

Tricia is a billboard that works in the rain! Who knew? Visit this site that randomly generates product ideas. Teacher is a shoelace! It mimics the movements of a lizard!

I am also Rick James

I love Sarah Silverman, she makes a great white, female Dave Chapelle.

Look closely...

Ok, who's had this happen to them... anyone? Anyone? C'mon guys, it must have happened to one of you out there, who's gonna admit...oh! You! It happened to you? Yea, I figured you'd be the one...freak.

Who lets this guy talk on TV?

George W. is a jackass...wait, an extraordinary jackass...

Bill for Prez

I'm not the only one who has been totally appalled by what I'm watching on TV about hurricane Katrina. George Bush doesn't care about black people, white people, or poor people, really he doesn't care about anybody but himself and his rich buddies. Here's a link to my new personal hero Kanye West, watch the expression on Mike Myer's face...priceless!

This clip is really scary, apparently a natural disaster negates all personal rights and freedoms. Way to go FEMA!

At least Bill Maher has a plan of action.

Why Canadians Hate Americans...

Memo to Ann Coulter: You are lucky we allow you to exist on the same continent as the rest of us. You give Americans a bad name.

Memo to Tucker Carlson: I am going to run over your action figure with my dog sled.

Another Funny Song...Duck!

I love this, I have no idea why but it's FANTASTIC!! This will be in my head for a week at least!

Sweet Mixed Tapes

This is lame but it's so weird I can't help but love it. Blog it Like it's Hot Ya'll.

Love is Strange...

The mother of all hook-ups...Hey, it's Friday, you should be so lucky!!

Craving Steak?

This one's for Rae-Rae...

What's in Ned's Head? Not much apparently...

Seriously, is this really a game? I think they must be running out of ideas up there at Matel or something 'cause this sounds lame. And they claim it was rated #1 by kids, I think they mean kids who pick their nose 'cause this is gross. As soon as the one I ordered arrives and I've played it a few times, it's for sure going back...probably.

Smurfy

I loved the Smurfs when I was young. They used to come on like 3 times on Saturday mornings. I loved the early episodes before they introduced the lame new characters like Grandpa Smurf. I also appreciated how the word "smurf" could be used as a noun, verb and adjective. Such as: "Wow! What a smurfy day!" or "Brainy, you egotistical bastard, smurf-0ff". I think I'm going to put the word smurf back into my vocabulary rotation. The smurfs were also on after school everyday but only on the French channel and, let's face it, "Les Schtroumpfs" just doesn't have quite the same ring. I don't ever remember the Smurfs quite like this though.

Bad Taste in Music

Do you have bad taste in music? Seek help immediately.

Pass on the Popcorn

I think that if movie theatres started serving popcorn out of these Scooby Doo barf-a-rama bowls, that sales would go through the roof. Don't even ask where the butter dispenser is.

Tricia who?

This is hilarious. It's especially fitting after today, my first day back at work, when I feel like I got run over by a truck. First days rock.