Superman's kind of a dick

This has been the longest week ever! Who wants to go drinking at Agribition on Saturday....anyone anyone? Ok, watch this...it's funny.

Are you a good driver?

Apparently I am a fantastic driver. I mean, I always knew I was a great driver but now I have actual scientific confirmation. 'Cause everything on the Internet is scientific right?

Has anyone seen Cindy?

Imaginary friends rock! Having one doesn't make you strange or scary. Right Cindy? Cindy?

New link

It's been busy people, but I promise to find some time for funny posts soon. In the meantime...check out woot.com. It features one deal a day and when it's gone, it's gone. It's kind of a neat idea.

The grad-school version of the diarrhea song

I swear I've heard this at the university!! - I stole this from McSweeney's

When you're analyzing Joyce
and your butthole has no choice:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're paraphrasing Bloom
and you're stinking up the room:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're quoting Schopenhauer
and release a dirty shower:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're citing Marcel Proust
and you feel that doo-doo juice:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're laughing at Voltaire
and you flood your underwear:
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

Canadians are well rounded...

And you thought his only talent was punching guys in the face...

Lucky Penny

Ah, Penny. You always were the brains behind the operation. Why didn't you ever take any credit? Why didn't you let the police force know of your uncle's gross incompetence. What would have happened if one day someone was seriously injured by his go-go gadgetry? Would you have felt remorse and responsibility? Would you huh? You don't know do you Penny. You selfish bitch.

Everybody was attempting to Kung Foo Fight

Remember when I was training to be a cage fighter? I quit because I thought that the quality of instructors was seriously lacking. What do you think?

Monica Lewinsky's Undergarments

Will Farrell was so funny on SNL. Even in his worst movies he's still pretty funny, there were even moments in 'Elf" where I laughed hysterically, although I was drunk at the time. What's your favourite Will Farrell moment? Discuss amongst yourselves...

Mom's a Real Ball Buster

Seriously, who is the genius who came up with this idea? Can I just say that I'd be a much better person if I'd have had this game growing up. Either that or I'd be (more of) an A class bitch...

Do I know you?

Hey, it's Labour Day weekend....you just might run into someone you know!!

Kill a Little Time

Here are a couple of good time wasters for all those of you working (not so) hard on such a gloomy, rainy day.

In this game you have to parallel-park a car, harder than it sounds.

If you're a math superstar, this is for you.

Don't you know there's a war on?

It is morally and ecologically irresponsible to drive a Hummer. People who drive hummers don't give a shit about the environment and must have some serious deficiencies as a human being that they are trying to overcompensate for. This being said...this is a funny commercial, but it'd be funnier if they were driving a hybrid.

Hassel-hawful

I'm not going to speculate as to how Shawn found this link, I'm sure he's not spending his free time scanning the Internet for Hasselhoff links or anything. It's not like he's got a D.H. background on his computer. I'm certain that the Baywatch theme song isn't his ringtone, like he said, it just sounds really similar. The fact that Shawn has been spending his time practising his slow motion running down Regina beach is just an unfortunate coincidence.

High tea in the parlor makes the ladies holla...

Here's a shout out to my biaches and ho's. Don't forget, everyone's favourite band, Power Stance Chachi, performs tomorrow night. YEAH PAR-TAY!!

Was there ever any doubt?

Gotta love the 70s

Visit this site and find out what song was number one on the day you were born. It's supposed to be quite revealing about your personality or something I suppose, but I think it's bunk. Although maybe I'd put more faith in it if my song was cooler. Yea, my song? How Deep is Your Love by the Bee Gees... Shut up.

It's a small world after all...

This one's for Farley, and all geography lovers. Keep in mind it's not entirely accurate, you'll have to throw in the Ukraine, Azerbaijan, Belarus etc. on your own.

Dance your cares away...

I don't know what it is but just hearing the first few bars makes me so happy.

Dear Asshole

Ever wanted to leave a note on a car in a parking lot? Something like:"Thanks for taking up two parking spots, I can see why you'd want to showcase that 1994 Taurus." or, "Congratulations on your purchase of a Hummer, now everyone knows you have a small penis, not just your dissatisfied wife". I think this may be a good start...