Eye of the Tiger

I'm totally not coaching volleyball or basketball next year, I just won't have time. No longer can the children at my school live in ignorance, no longer will the kids at my school be denied access to the one true sport; the only sport that challenges not only your physical stamina but also your intellect. Next year, all my extra-curricular energy will be entirely focused on, yes, say it with me: Chessboxing. That's right, chess and boxing. It's the best of both worlds. It's a real sport, no, really it is, no really. Shout out to Terri for this fine gem. Hay-ay!

A few words on sleep deprivation

A few gems from the relay this weekend:

• Betty scamming on Fred...it's just so wrong
• Betty scamming on Chris...yes, we did all see that, yes it was awkward
  
• Raelynne and Ryan learning about the birds and the bees in the parking lot
• Being ballerinas at Tim Horton's
• A shoe full of beer at the McDonald's playground
• My brother makes a mean hamburger
• Tricia being a total bitch at Twister at 4 in the morning ("Are you fricking kidding me? It's 4 in the morning!")
  
• Logan in a dress...commando...
• AND THE CROWD GOES WILD...for inappropriate lyrics

I slept a lot today but I'm still anticipating being a total zombie at work tomorrow... what a great weekend!

Rae's Cat is a Whore

Now, it's not like I'm one to spread idol gossip, and it's not like this can't be confirmed through a number of sources, and it's not like I'm the only one who think so...Rae, I have some bad news, your cat is a slut. Everyone in the neighbourhood knows. We all whisper about it on the corner as we take out the trash: your cat is as easy as Sunday morning. It's so sad, she obviously comes from a good home. She just has some self-esteem issues. It's sending shockwaves through the neighbourhood, the other female cats are circling the wagons; they're not about to let some two-bit hussy get her claws into their men. I know what you're thinking: this is all just gossip, how do you know this is going on, are you positive? Honey, I'm as positive as Trevis Smith's bloodtests.

Runaway Kicker

Apparently Duncan O'Mahoney would rather drop off the face of the earth than have to live in Winnipeg. I definitely understand that, Winnipeg totally sucks! Really, when someone is missing it's not really that funny, but since we all know he's ok, it'a a little bit funny. But what's really funny is the ad they've chosen to attach to this news article. Check out the screen shot.

Moses was the coolest guy in school

I'm not sure this is a literal interpretation of the Old Testament...but it does have some rockin' tunes!!

Happy Mother's Day

Don't dis your mother, she's not here, and without her you wouldn't be here, so when you dis one mother you dis all mothers. Fools!

I loves me a musical!

So our school musical is half over, one more performance to go. I'm exhausted, but already thinking about next year: maybe we'll do something like this...

Dude, Where's Kimmy Gibbler?

Ever wonder what happened to DJ's best friend Kimmy? Of course you do! It's not like you have anything better to think about since there's no good Brangelina gossip lately and since you're over making fun of Tom Cruise's very public mental breakdown. I wonder if when she's walking down the street, or maybe at a football game, people recognize her and scream out "Hey! It's Kimmy Gibbler, Hi Kimmy Gibbler!" I think if I saw her walking down the street I'd ask her what ever happened to Michelle? You just never hear about that kid do ya? Shout out to my researcher Farley, HA-AY!

#1 with Hudderites!!

If you look up "hudderite" on Sympatico.ca, my blog is the very first result...how hilarious! Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself jerk!

Everybody was Kung Foo Fighting...

Here's a video of Terri and I hanging at the mall last weekend...I look surprisingly asian.

The last straw...

This is painful to watch...

Crazy Ads

Ok, so apparently I gave up blogging for lent...sorry ya'll. Now that my class is over I'll post more often, in the meantime check this out, it's neat-o!

Dress up my Lord and Saviour

I'm totally going to lose my job, and I'm probably going to hell, but it's still really funny.

Tom Cruise gets creepier

Oh Baby! I loves me a Tom Cruise joke...

The Simpsons

I wish these people were my neighbours, instead of the weirdo Hudderite woman with the teddy bears who lives next door, and Rae...just jokes, I really don't mind the teddy bears.

McBlasphemous

What did you give up for Lent? Apparently I gave up good taste...

McFly!

Ok, this has got to be the most awkward thing I've ever seen. Even awkwarder than the "God Warrior". Crispin Glover needs to find a hoopty delorian to take him back to a few minutes before this show was filmed so he can check himself before he wrecks himself.

Welcome to the rubber room

Ok, so Tom Cruise is crazy. We've all seen, and heard, about his crazy Oprah shenanigans but I love this interpretation best. You tell him Oprah!

Sweetheart, I've got you under my skin. I'll wash and wash, but you'll never come out.

Happy Valentine's!

Mustaf Herod Aypur Poupr

Robert DeNiro keeps America safe...